
I’m dreadful at using up leftovers. Occasionally I make stock from a leftover roast, but then a week later I still haven’t used the stock for anything and it’s growing cloudy in the back of the fridge. I bake at a rate of about 120% of our household baked-goods consumption rate (and then booby-trap the baking trays, to decrease the chances of other housemates contributing to the problem), and the last slice or two of any given cake ends up in the bin. When I do manage to use leftovers, as often as not it’s in a more expensive meal than I would have cooked otherwise, after I’ve spent twenty minutes searching for recipes with everything I have to use up (kale, roast beef and banana pasta?), and then another fifteen running down to the supermarket for half the ingredients.
Obviously this is a bad thing and I need to to get better-organised, and also more local friends who eat a lot. Also obviously, it’s the result of the historically and socially unlikely luxury of being able to easily get more food than I need. Certainly the idea of using leftovers appeals to me immensely, but I’m unlikely to start rinsing the dressing off uneaten salad and freezing the carefully dried leaves, or rubbing old tealeaves on the bathroom mirror to clean it (apparently you have to buff it with a soft cloth afterwards to, er, wipe the tealeaves off). I do enjoy and use wartime advice like “if only a small amount of [lemon] juice is needed, prick one end of a lemon with a fork. Squeeze out the amount needed and store the lemon in the ice-box” (from the 1940s Foods That Will Win The War And How To Cook Them); but modern squeamishness has me cringing at the same book’s chapter on gelatine. (Gelatine is good for using up leftovers in a number of ways, all of which boil down to “get a load of gelatine, mix it with a lot of leftovers, leave it all in a mould to set, slice, optionally give dish a name including the word ’surprise’.” This technique is consistent regardless of whether the leftovers are fish, fruit, cheese, rice, or coconut and celery.)
The use of leftovers I find most startling and delightful comes from the bijoutiers. Perhaps everybody knows about them except me, but I’d never even heard of them until yesterday, and they’re brilliant. They worked in Paris, particularly around the eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries but existing in some form until the middle of the twentieth, and they would walk around to embassies and restaurants and oversupplied wealthy houses, collecting the leftovers, tossing them into a basket: pie-crusts and boiled eggs, chicken wings, scraps of raw pastry, squashed fruit, nuts, uneaten vegetables. Back in the markets, the bijoutiers would arrange the leftovers on tiny plates, in jewel-like patterns, and sell them on; sometimes to hungry passers-by, sometimes even to restaurants, who would add them to their own menus.
In Versailles the waste was even more extravagant, and elaborate meals would be sent from the royal table untouched. The leftovers market differed correspondingly; no bijoutiers to collect the scraps, but rather the Versailles kitchens setting everything out in the market themselves:
The foods that come from the King’s table, and those of Princes, are barely touched when they go on sale. The bourgeois are not embarrassed to serve them since anything that was on a Prince’s table is said to be both delicious and safe to eat. At least a quarter of Versailles lives off of the food once served on the royal table and the cooks of his Majesty are, in fact, preparing foods for lowly stomachs for which these culinary masterpieces were never intended. Huge fish go untouched from his Highness’s table, or that of the Count of Artois, to a hat maker’s table, to the delight of his little family, who feed on succulent dishes and no longer need to cook for themselves.
This is the sort of leftover even I could eat consistently: elaborate delicious meals with absurd ingredients, available cheaply and conveniently. As it is, though, the only sort of leftovers I manage to use up with any regularity are egg whites and egg yolks, and that’s not much of an accomplishment: the solution to “oh, I have some leftover bits of egg” is usually “RAPID EMERGENCY CAKE: INITIATE BAKING PROCEDURES NOW”. Reasons to bake are not something I generally need more of, so egg-yolks become ice-cream or dense and gooey cakes, while egg-whites become friands, uneconomically (almond meal is not a cheap way of using up anything) but deliciously.

Galangal Friands with Raspberries and Blueberries
160 grams butter
200 grams icing sugar
100 grams flour (gluten-free is fine)
120 grams ground almonds
40 grams ground hazelnuts (can be replaced with 40 grams ground almonds)
2 teaspoons ground dry galangal (can be left out)
1/2 teaspoon baking powder (again, gluten-free is fine)
Pinch salt
5 egg whites
Zest of one orange or lemon
20 raspberries and 30 blueberries
Extra icing sugar for dusting
Preheat oven to 200C/180C fan-forced, and either grease and flour 12-14 friand moulds or lay out 12 muffin pans.
Melt the butter and allow it to cool for five to ten minutes.
In the mean time, sift the icing sugar and flour into a bowl, and add the almond meal, the hazelnut meal, the galangal, the baking powder, and the salt, and mix together.
Beat the egg-whites lightly, fold them into the mixture, then add the melted butter and the zest and fold them in as well.
Pour the mixture into the moulds, and drop three or four blueberries gently into half the moulds, and two or three raspberries into the others.
Bake for fifteen to twenty minutes, until the tops of the friands are springy to the touch, rotating the tray halfway through. Unmould them once they’ve cooled for five or ten minutes; leave to cool to room temperature, and dust with icing sugar to serve.

I was wondering whether galangal would work in cakes, after having read a dozen savoury galangal recipes where ginger is proposed as a substitute. It does; it tastes quite faint and a little bit dusty, and you need more of it than you might of ginger or other spices, but it’s good, particularly with the blueberries. I felt very original and pleased with myself until I realised that the lack of results for a “galangal cake” recipe search was just because most of the people making galangal cake were mediaeval, too busy being dead to put the recipe online, and calling it “galingale cake” anyway. Still, it’s hard to complain about lack of originality when you have friands for comfort.
With friands like these…
On the other hand, maybe not.
I have been reading bits of this out to general hilarity amongst the rest of my team. All one of them.
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Great post and great tip re: lemon. I’ll definitely use that tip!
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